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Get Off The Fucking Couch

from Epic Fail by Something and the Whatevers

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lyrics

oh my god! summer’s already here
and there are things I haven’t started that I wanted to do this year
I was going to write a novel
I was going to get in shape
well I still got time, I got the inspiration, I got the motivation
can’t fuck it up this time, gotta start before it’s too late

I’m gonna get off the fucking couch
I’m gonna turn off the playstation
I’m gonna put on my fancy shirt
I’m gonna get out of the house tonight
I’m gonna get off the fucking couch
I’m gonna turn off the playstation
I’m gonna put on my fancy shirt
I’m gonna get out of the house tonight
as soon as I find the mouthwash
where’s the mouthwash?
we’re out of mouthwash!
fuck it, I guess I’ll just try again tomorrow

in this place, the fun never ends
hanging out, getting drunk with your friends
in this place, it’s a never-ending high
and I don’t know a lot, but I know I’m
sleeping in tomorrow
I’m sleeping in tomorrow

oh my god! summer’s halfway through
and there are still so many damn things I wanted to do
I was gonna swim every morning
I was going to get a tan
well I still have a chance, but only if I really get going this time
can’t make the same mistakes
or rewrite the same old plans

I’m gonna get off the fucking couch
I’m gonna turn off my goddamn phone
I’m gonna put on my swimming suit
I’m gonna get out of the house tonight
I’m gonna get off the fucking couch
I’m gonna turn off my goddamn phone
I’m gonna put on my swimming suit
I’m gonna get out of the house tonight
as soon as the episode’s done
what time is it?
it’s already eleven!
fuck it, I guess I’ll just try again tomorrow

oh my god, summer’s already done
I got nothing accomplished and I didn’t have any fun
I was going to get it together
I was going to write that album
and I guess I could still keep trying
but maybe I’m getting too old to really change
and maybe it’s time that I just gave up

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from Epic Fail, released July 20, 2018
Trumpet: Nick Howell
Trombone: Mike Walker

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